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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/storage/woodfold-bookcase-doors-010968.php">Woodfold Bookcase Doors</a></h2>
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<p>Most secret rooms need to be designed into your house way before it's built, but these <a href="http://www.woodfold.com/bookcase/residential.php">Woodfold Bookcase Doors</a> ($TBA) change all that. Ready to install on either 54 or 66-inch wide openings, the bookcases offer two fixed shelves at the middle and bottom, with four more adjustable shelves for personalization. In addition, the doors use a heavy-duty steel roller system and a piano-hinge running the entire length of the door to ensure quality over the years. Secret passageways aren't just for superheroes anymore.</p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/music/year-zero-by-nine-inch-nails-010967.php">Year Zero by Nine Inch Nails</a></h2>
<div class="date"> <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/" title="Entertainment">Entertainment</a>  |  <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/music/" title="Music">Music</a>  | <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000O178BY/ref=nosim/uncrate-20" target="_blank"><img border=0 alt="Buy Now" class="button" src="http://www.uncrate.com/i/buy-now.gif" width="38" height="9" /></a></div>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000O178BY/ref=nosim/uncrate-20">Year Zero by Nine Inch Nails</a> ($10) is a concept album about Armageddon that started out as experiment with noise, and the majority of the album reflects that. With more boundary-pushing compositions than anything Trent Reznor has done since The Downward Spiral, the album contains terrific, almost dance-like beats mixed with noisy guitars and other sonic disturbance, while the heavily-political lyrics paint a vivid picture of what the world could become if power and greed continue to overwhelm our world's leaders. Standout Tracks: "Survivalism," "Capitol G," "Meet Your Master."</p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/auto-addons/tomtom-one-xl-010966.php">TomTom One XL</a></h2>
<div class="date"> <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/" title="Gear">Gear</a>  |  <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/auto-addons/" title="Auto Add-Ons">Auto Add-Ons</a>  | <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000PCBVA6/ref=nosim/uncrate-20" target="_blank"><img border=0 alt="Buy Now" class="button" src="http://www.uncrate.com/i/buy-now.gif" width="38" height="9" /></a></div>
<p>Meet the new big-brother of "the world's number one selling portable navigation device." The <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000PCBVA6/ref=nosim/uncrate-20">TomTom One XL</a> ($400; May 2007) offers users a large 4.3-inch touch screen and a sleek, lightweight design. The One XL features real-time traffic and road condition updates through the TomTom PLUS service, as well as faster loading times with QuickGPSfix software and Bluetooth 2.0. </p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/tables/007-pinball-table-010952.php">007 Pinball Table</a></h2>
<div class="date"> <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/" title="Home">Home</a>  |  <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/tables/" title="Tables">Tables</a>  | <a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=Ld24lBPp7Kw&offerid=54404.566821691&type=10&subid=" target="_blank"><img border=0 alt="Buy Now" class="button" src="http://www.uncrate.com/i/buy-now.gif" width="38" height="9" /></a></div>
<p>Serve your martinis and kick off top secret conversations over this James Bond coffee table. Crafted from a vintage pinball machine, the <a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=Ld24lBPp7Kw&amp;offerid=54404.566821691&amp;type=10&amp;subid=">007 Pinball Table</a> ($2,800) is absolutely one of the most unique pieces you could ever buy for your place. The pinball game is hand-restored and framed in maple with a clear tempered glass top. You'll want to place your order fast &#8212; only two of these beauties are available. Shocking. Positively shocking. <br />
[Thanks, Troy]</p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/dvd/major-league-wild-thing-edition-010951.php">Major League - Wild Thing Edition</a></h2>
<div class="date"> <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/" title="Entertainment">Entertainment</a>  |  <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/dvd/" title="DVD">DVD</a>  | <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000M343BM/ref=nosim/uncrate-20" target="_blank"><img border=0 alt="Buy Now" class="button" src="http://www.uncrate.com/i/buy-now.gif" width="38" height="9" /></a></div>
<p>Relive the glory days of Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Roger Dorn, and Willie Mays Hayes with this new special edition of Major League. Besides having the original 1989 movie, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000M343BM/ref=nosim/uncrate-20">Major League - Wild Thing Edition</a> ($10) has a number of extras including real life ballplayers putting their spin on the movie, recent interviews with the now older actors, and an alternate ending. Oh, and kick-ass turf DVD cover. Wild Thing. You make my heart sing. You walk everything.</p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/lighting/dont-run-we-are-your-friends-light-010939.php">Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light</a></h2>
<div class="date"> <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/" title="Home">Home</a>  |  <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/home/lighting/" title="Lighting">Lighting</a>  | <a href="http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?u=207723&b=55419&m=10020&afftrack=&urllink=www%2Egnr8%2Ebiz%2Fproduct%5Finfo%2Ephp%3Fproducts%5Fid%3D447" target="_blank"><img border=0 alt="Buy Now" class="button" src="http://www.uncrate.com/i/buy-now.gif" width="38" height="9" /></a></div>
<p>Not every UFO is out for destruction. The <a href="http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?u=207723&b=55419&m=10020&afftrack=&urllink=www%2Egnr8%2Ebiz%2Fproduct%5Finfo%2Ephp%3Fproducts%5Fid%3D447">Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light</a> ($100) is a hanging lamp with variable height to control the type of light emanating from the "craft." Place it higher in the air for more direct light from the clear bottom, or place it low for a glowing, ambient light from the colored top of the shade. A fun way to add some extra-terrestrial flair to your pad. [<a href="http://swissmiss.typepad.com/weblog/">via</a>]</p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/sports/the-floppy-indoor-golf-ball-010936.php">The Floppy Indoor Golf Ball</a></h2>
<div class="date"> <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/" title="Gear">Gear</a>  |  <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/sports/" title="Sports">Sports</a>  | <a href="http://www.thefloppy.com/purchase.html" target="_blank"><img border=0 alt="Buy Now" class="button" src="http://www.uncrate.com/i/buy-now.gif" width="38" height="9" /></a></div>
<p>If you're a golfer, you've no doubt risked destroying your possessions in order to practice your chipping indoors. Thanks to <a href="http://www.thefloppy.com/purchase.html">The Floppy Indoor Golf Ball</a> ($35/dozen), that will never be a problem again. Its unique design features a woven cover over a soft, pliable core for a ball that gives you the feel of a real golf ball without the potential for disaster. So chip all you want indoors, but beware: as cool as The Floppy is, it's not dog-proof.</p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/digital-camcorders/red-one-camera-010934.php">Red One Camera</a></h2>
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<p>Shooting in HD is so last year. If you really want to take your digital cinematography to the next level of detail, check out the <a href="http://red.com/cameras.htm">Red One Camera</a> ($17,500; 2007). From the Red Digital Cinema Camera Company, started by Jim Jannard, founder of Oakley, the camera boasts an impressive 4520 x 2540 sensor that can record lossless video in 2540p (compatible with <a href="http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2007/04/15fcstudio.html">Apple's new ProRes 422 format</a>), and works with lenses designed for both the 35mm and 16mm formats. It also has <a href="http://red.com/pricelist.htm">several accessories and mounts</a> available. All things considered, it might be the best camera ever made for digital cinema. [<a href="http://www.gizmodo.com">via</a>]</p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/music/all-day-nike-original-run-by-aesop-rock-010792.php">All Day: Nike + Original Run by Aesop Rock</a></h2>
<div class="date"> <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/" title="Entertainment">Entertainment</a>  |  <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/music/" title="Music">Music</a>  | <a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=Ld24lBPp7Kw&offerid=78941&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewAlbum%253Fi%2" target="_blank"><img border=0 alt="Buy Now" class="button" src="http://www.uncrate.com/i/buy-now.gif" width="38" height="9" /></a></div>
<p>If you're getting sick of taking your daily jog to the <a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/music/drive-nike-original-run-by-the-crystal-method-005746.php">Crystal Method</a>, it's time to move on to the new Nike mix from Aesop Rock. <em><a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=Ld24lBPp7Kw&offerid=78941&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewAlbum%253Fi%253D214449590%2526id%253D214449560%2526s%253D143441%2526partnerId%253D30">All Day: Nike + Original Run</a></em> ($10) is a kick-ass 45-minute continuous mix created by the MC/Producer for runners wanting a little audible boost during their routine. "I wanted to create something that evolved enough that the sound was constantly fresh and attractive," he said, "as if the runner were moving through a set of differing cities or landscapes." Word.</p>

<p><img alt="Win it!" src="http://www.uncrate.com/i/win-it.jpg" width="70" height="70" border="0" class="winl" /><em>We've got a <strong>4GB iPod nano</strong> (mystery color!), <strong>Nike + iPod Sport Kit</strong>, and a pair of <strong>Nike Air Zoom Moire+</strong> running shoes (in the size of your choice) to give away to one lucky reader. We'll pick a winner at random from anybody who <a href="http://www.bargainist.com/friends/">spreads the word about The Bargainist</a> to their female friends and family.</em></p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/musical-instruments/delta-lab-recording-studios-010912.php">Delta Lab Recording Studios</a></h2>
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<p>If you're a budding musician in need of a recording studio who happens to be hanging out in downtown Copehnhagen, should probably swing by <a href="http://www.deltalab.dk/">Delta Lab Recording Studios</a> ($615 per day). Your money will get you a professional recording studio, analog or vintage audio equipment, and the attention of a professional in-house team to help you put together that next hip-hop hit. Delta Lab has recently been rebuilt and refurbed, so you won't feel like you're recording in the disco era. </p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/gaming/good-versus-evil-opus-football-table-010908.php">Good Versus Evil Opus Football Table</a></h2>
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<p>Here in America, we call football <em>soccer</em>, and call table football <em>foosball</em>. But no matter where you're at in the world, you know the difference between good and evil. This special edition foosball table by Eleven Forty will let you pit the two against each other in unbelievable style. The <a href="http://www.20ltd.com/">Good Versus Evil Opus Football Table</a> ($28,600) sports a hand-crafted, lacquer-finished maple wood cabinet, toughened frosted UV etched glass pitch, and crazily detailed players including Santa Claus, God and Mary Poppins (good) and Lucifer, Jack the Ripper and Hitler (evil). Each takes 400 man hours to make, and only 20 of these tables were made, so pick sides fast. [<a href="http://www.notcot.com/">via</a>]</p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/books/death-by-powerpoint-010907.php">Death By PowerPoint</a></h2>
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<p>The author of <i>The Metrosexual Guide to Style</i> is back at his witty ways in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0306815125/ref=nosim/uncrate-20"><i>Death By PowerPoint: A Modern Office Survival Guide</a></i> ($11). Michael Flocker offers his take on the typical handbook to the corporate rat race with his own slice of humor. It's amazing how making fun of corporate buzzwords and some great office illustrations will make your day in the cubicle go by a little quicker.</p>
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<h2><a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/uncrate/tell-uncrate/tell-uncrate-what-sites-do-you-read-daily-010902.php">Tell Uncrate: What sites do you read daily?</a></h2>
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<p>We're going to assume for a second that all of you Uncraters are just as web-obsessed as we are, and ask a question several of you suggested in last week's episode: What sites do you read regularly? Plenty of well-known sites offer great content &#8212; like <a href="http://www.digg.com">Digg</a>, <a href="http://www.gizmodo.com">Gizmodo</a>, <a href="http://www.askaninja.com">Ask A Ninja</a>, and <a href="http://www.fark.com">Fark</a> &#8212; but there are plenty of other great sites that sit, unnoticed, like diamonds in the rough. So tell us your daily reads, and let your fellow Uncraters in on your favorites.</p>
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<p>No one likes the smell of poo, period. Now you can keep your bathrooms smelling clean for your houseguests with <a href="http://www.menessentials.com/oxid.php/sid/x/shp/oxbaseshop/cl/details/cnid/-/anid/7b245dc92b228c8c7.21013506">Ritual Nature Calls Deodorizer</a> ($9). This plant extract-derived serum eliminates stinky sewer interactions with just a few drops in the water before you do your business. Trust us, even if you don't think you need this, you can rest assured that your significant other will feel otherwise.</p>
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<p>If you've been stuck in apartment hell like most of us, you've no doubt dealt with noisy neighbors. Pay them back with the <a href="http://www.wishingfish.com/revengecd.html">Revenge CD</a> ($18). The album is full of disturbing noises such as a garbage truck, a party of at least 200 people, and an orgasm. Crank it up, go about your business (while wearing the included earplugs), and wait for the asshat upstairs who walks like an elephant to lose it.</p>
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<p>The idea of subway tokens is a little old-fashioned, but the idea of subway tokens being used for necklaces is right on time. <a href="http://www.hanger3.com/">Hanger 3 Subway Token Necklaces</a> ($20) feature transit tokens from all across the country, from D.C. to Beaumont, TX. The tokens are hung on either antiqued metal ball chains or leather cords, which come in a one-size-fits-all length. A great way to add some old-school urban appeal to your wardrobe for not much green.</p>
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<p>The <a href="http://www.umbra.com/ustore/product/460150/c410/numbra_house_number_system.html">Numbra House Number System</a> ($11) replaces the address numbers you spray painted on the side of your rental with a two-sided metal plate with adjustable tabs for customizing your numbers. The sides, which are either brushed metal or a black finish, give a nice, modern look to your home.</p>
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<p>Be the Ben-Hur of your neighborhood lake as you race along in your boat-pulled <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000OQTSXU/ref=nosim/uncrate-20">War Bird Water Chariot</a> ($240). This towable raft, designed to look like a chariot of old, has a 44-inch wide deck for holding up to two people. There's double webbed foam handles to ensure better gripping and the chariot is made of strong PVC to resist punctures. It can hold up to 340 pounds of Roman warrior goodness, and a lounge canopy (sold separately) will keep you shaded. </p>
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<p>In case you forgot, Conor Oberst is a badass. If you need reminded, look no farther than the new Bright Eyes release <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000N60HCW/ref=nosim/uncrate-20">Cassadaga</a> ($8). The album, more subdued than the heavy Digital Ash in a Digital Urn, is full of slower, more delicate Bright Eyes songs. The voice is still there, but the presentation has gone from pissed-off child to concerned adult &#8212; and the music reflects that. You might think you have something better to listen to, but you're probably wrong. Standout Tracks: "If the Brakeman Turns My Way" and "Middleman."</p>
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